The Winning Bet- The demise of Hedge Fund

So remember Hedge Fund? (see post labeled "Crisis General")the guy who I couldn't make up my mind about whether or not he was hurt and sensitive or just pure jerkwad, well Johnny tell her what she's won! (fake announcer voice) a friend and I were discussing the whole situation and he said a good way to tell a lot about a guy is to ask him what his favorite position is. "His answer will reveal what he thinks about you, not necesarrily the truth, but it will tell you how he feels about you, if he gives a sweet sensitive answer he's bull shitting you, if he gives you a halfway dirty, halfway sweet answer he's flirting and if he just doesn't answer or laughs it off he's into you and doesn't want to scare you away." So this is advice from a male friend I take no responsibility for its authenticity or relevancy lol. So I asked Hedge Fund what his favorite position and this was his reply via text, verbatim, I have changed nothing.

"I like for the woman to be on top, if she knows what she's doing."

Okay none of that seems too bad until you actually stop to think about it. So not only does this guy expect a female to do all the work, now I have to worry about my score? Can I please see the grading rubric before hand please? Exactly what will be on this quiz Mr. Hedge Fund, is multiple choice or essay? (Chuckling uncontrollably)


I mean really? I got the distinct feeling that this guy was really the love 'em and leave 'em type, which is fine if you're honest about it, just tell it like it is dude. I mean I probably would've had more understanding for someone who just came out and said "I'm not looking for anything serious and I'm just kinda looking for someone to "hang out" with." I can respect that kind of honesty. But if that was supposed to be game, you need to change your play book honey, because in the words of Beyonce "you must not know about me."
-Chubby Girl In The World