My stomach is a racist...

That's right my stomach is a flag
waving racist. Tonight we went out for Chinese food and then my friend noticed they had a $2.75 special on rum and coke my favorite. So I dutifully drained the tumbler my racist stomach immediately started having protests about the two cultures mixing in its space.

Three packets of pepto later and I'm really wishing I would have started that "clean eating" program me an Big have been talking about for months now but never seem to get around to.

Okay so I've never really taken my diet that seriously before but as I get older and (sigh) wider I realize it must become a priority though that doesn't mean I won't whine about having to eat what I call "hippie" food.
-a put out CGINTW


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